Excerpt from Act III, Scene VI. The South Lawn.

 

Shouts and cheers are heard offstage.

Falconberg and his deputy Greve hurry across the stage.

 

FALC.         Come, stand aside in readiness. The winner’s been declared.

[They exit.]

 

On the opposite side of the stage, Marian, Sabina and Gravend enter. Gravend carries a golden arrow on a velvet cushion,

which he hands to Marian.

 

GRAV.        Here, Lady Marian, is the prize you are to bestow upon the victim.

 

MAR.          Thank you, sir. Mean you, sir, the victor?

 

GRAV.        Aye, madam, so I said.

 

Robin, still disguised as a cobbler, enters among a crowd of cheering Citizens

and Archers, including Culp the Carter and John-le-Parkyson.

 

 

CITIZEN.   Make way for Master Cobbler!

 

PARK.        Now, Master Archer too!

 

CULP.        Aye, well, cobblers must know their arches. [To Robin] You shoot prodigious well, I confess it.

 

MAR.          Say then, ye judges, witnesses, and all

Who undertook this challenge here today,

Has this contestant triumph’d over all

By means both fair and true, and earn’d his prize?

 

ALL.           [Ad lib] Aye, my lady, he has!

 

CULP.        By the Mass, fair and true.

 

MAR.          In honor then, young Master, of thy skill,

At this, our hallow’d Art of archery,

This treasur’d token I on thee bestow,

The Golden Arrow of fair Albion.[1]

[Robin steps forward and takes the arrow from the velvet cushion.]

 

ROB.          [In a public voice] I thank thee, my lady! [Whispers] But thou art the fairer treasure, and thy look is my reward.

 

MAR.          [In a public voice] Cherish this, and all the honor that bides with it! [Whispers] Thou art mad to come here, yet I joy to see thee.

 

PARK.        All hail the champion!

 

Everyone applauds and cheers. Falconberg enters

and steps forward, applauding with the others.

Greve and Gravend also mingle with the crowd.

 

FALC.         By Heaven! May England’s soldiers bear their arms so well as her cobblers do! Pray tell us, young Master, how came you to shoot so fair?

 

ROB.          [In a rustic dialect] Faith, my lord, I know not.

 

FALC.         But, surely, you were schooled in some fashion, or were you Cupid-like in the crib, born with bow and arrow in your fists?

[The crowd laughs.]

 

ROB.          Indeed, la, so my old dad would tell it, I plucked a bowstring ’fore a’was weaned. Then too, as a younker,[2] I were my uncle’s crowkeeper,[3] and felled many a black beggar robbing his grain.

 

FALC.         How multifarious the rogue is! Cobbler, Archer, Scarecrow—all these and a Liar besides.

 

ROB.          No man calls me liar but a fool.

 

FALC.         I call thee liar.

 

ROB.          Then thou art a fool.

 

FALC.         And thou art Robin Hood; and a greater fool there never was.

[Everyone gasps as Falconberg draws his sword.]

 

PARK.        This is Robin Hood?

 

CULP.        By my halidom,[4] ’tis no wonder he outshot me!

 

ROB.          You mistake me, Master Sheriff. I am but a cobbler poor. Here, I’ll clout thy buskins, gratis.[5]

 

FALC.         I ken thy visage, miscreant![6] Thou art the man.

 

ROB.          [To the crowd] Nay, hear me, citizens! How can your sheriff know the face of this notorious thief? [To individuals in the crowd] Know you his face, sir? Nay, or you? Who knows the footpad’s[7] face, but he that’s seen it from a sword-point? [To Falconberg, with exaggerated alarm] Had you that purview, Master Sheriff, and did not apprehend him?

 

FALC.         [Flustered] Nay, I—nay, it is not so!

 

ROB.          And here am I possessed of this rich keepsake! Bless me, I’ll not tarry in a town so ill-protected.

[Robin starts to walk off, but his path is barred by

Greve and Gravend, both with drawn swords.]

 

FALC.         I arrest thee in the king’s name!

 

ROB.          A name thou durst not speak for fear it scorch thy tongue!

 

FALC.         Seize him!

[Robin grabs a pike from a bystander and strikes Falconberg down.

Then he deftly parries both deputies’ swords and trips them up as

he discards the pike and dashes off. The crowd cheers.]

 

FALC.         After him, you stumbling oafs!

[Greve and Gravend untangle themselves,

leap to their feet and exit in pursuit.]

 

 

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[1] an old name for England

[2] youth

[3] one employed with bow and arrow to keep crows away from a farmer’s field

[4] salvation, used in swearing (possibly from “holy dame”)

[5] I’ll repair the soles of your half-boots, for no charge.

[6] I know your face, vile wretch!

[7] robber’s